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Horror Horror - May 2008

"MURDER PARTY"

May 10th 2008 23:01

There are films out there that never tickle my fancy, but since this is the horror movie biz we are talking about. Who said I would ever Tickled? One of my Pet peves. I hate to be tickled, I'm not that red fur ball, ELMO nor Macy Grey. No offence, sweet heart. Not perfect here either. Anyway back to the subject, this review is going to the 2007 horror comedy, " Murder Party ".

When I first got this low grade DVD from that great Editor friend of mine in NYC. I was afraid to even watch it. Knowing the sense of dread when I had it in my hands. So I had to do the prep. work before I even started to place the DVD in the player. You know the drill, popcorn, stereo system on surround sound. A bottle of Jack Daniels ! Or two. Kidding ! Well, to my surprise, I had been proven wrong. Suggestion, take in consideration the old saying, " Don't judge a DVD by it's cover ! "


The Lab of Madness presented something so much more then what I expected. It's a Black horror comedy which stars. Alex Barnett, Macon Blair, Paul Goldblatt and Directed and written by Jeremy Saulnier. "Murder Party" will have you chuckling, till your belly grumbles for more Candycorn. Set in Brooklyn N.Y. on Halloween, a meter maid picks up a random invite for a odd party. What is led to follow is a serious twisted night of morons who can not kill one simple person.

Peice of advice, don't go to parties alone. Parts that had me going, the cat. Sir Lancealot, never piss off your cat ! It will give you the middle claw. Also, how drug content alters your preception. Sexual wise. Who knew Paul would swing both ways. Macon Blairs chacter will have you laughing and grossed out at the same time. But the endding is something that you would feel some fear from. Quick warning, Watch out for the baseball player. With that all said, between screams and laughter you will either, Love it or Hate it. As one member on The Internet Movie Database mention.


Produced by Chris Sharp and Skei Saulnier, both who play great proformances and will have you wailing in giggles. "Murder Party" was something I would have never expected. They even have a fu@king perfect and running website. Please go to, www.murderpartymovie.com. it has so much more to offer. Give credit to these people for there hard work. It sure paid off for them.

Also this is to my friend the Editor up in NYC... Thanks for the heads up on this film. I am putting this in my horror collection. If it wasn't for you I would still be stuck in the same bull. All the best to you. Also to Orbel, for letting me write these simple blogs. I have so much fun typing these blogs. Well time to move on but remember to add, "Murder Party" to your MUST SEE LIST !

Bloody Blogs,

Alex

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Everyone knows this is the time for remakes, it's like common knowledge. In the horror field, anyway. If anyone remembers a blog awhile ago. I mention something about Horror films that don't get a chance. This got me thinkin, what about remakes that should be done. Now, if you know me from my blogs. I hate remakes, if not dispise them. Most of them never live up there name but hell with these films. I am about to list, I think Hollywood should make an exception.

NEW YEARS EVIL --- During a New Year's Eve celebration, a punk-rock singer gets a phone call saying that when New Year's strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered--and she will be the last one. ( The Internet Movie Database ) Written and Directed by Emmett Alston and Starring Roz Kelly and Kip Niven made in the 1980's slasher era. This movie is screaming for a remake. The only thing they should keep is the famous Elevator sence. Even though, this movie is bad. This one needs a hero to save it from the dusty safe of tragic movies.

NIGHT OF THE COMET --- Call the CASTING DIRECTOR, Paris Hilton would be a shoe in! The plot, two valley girls find themselves in a pickle. They finally figure out they are the last few people on earth after a comet has wiped out the entire planet. But, there bimbo ways lead them into poor judgement and they see there is more out there then themselves. This 1984 classic is still not noticed. Written and Directed by Thom Eberhardt and starring Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney.

PEEPING TOM --- This cult classic should be on peoples minds for awhile. Michael Powell created this work of art and ruined his career. Someone who was thinking beyond his time. The Internet Movie Database pionts out this as a plot, A young man murders women, using a movie camera to film their dying expressions of terror. Even though, this is pretty morbid film, the time has changed and we are in harsh times. We are READY for this one! Lay it out on us Hollywood ! FEAR.NET has the classic playing, please see it.

HALLOWEEN 3 SEASON OF THE WITCH --- OH MY GOD ! I miss this movie so much and would love to see if they can remake this one. If you pull this Name up on your PC, you will find some great and fun facts about this film. Having many stumping questions to push upon your friends. Like the plan for each Halloween. The stars of this movie, Tom Atkins and Stacey Nelkin which most likely joke about how bad of a flop this film was. Could see now it had something different. The story line, Slivershamrock has a plan to put into effect, and it has something to do with your Halloween masks. Someone wants to sacfice your children. AHHHHHHHHH !!! MY BABIES !

THE CRAWLING HAND --- For all those, " Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fans " who have seen this old school horror film. You would have to say this one needs the whole works. Even though, this would go straight to video. This movie could be the greatest horror comedy for the next year. Made in the 50's era, starring Kent Taylor and Peter Breck. The plot is very simple, a dead astonauts hand takes terror at large, by choking the air supply out of the living. My suggestion if you don't care to see the real film, see the Theater 3000 version. At least you be able to make jokes and wise cracks.

Now, there is only some but I would like to know if anyone out there agrees or disagrees. Comments are welcome, and would like to know what movies should be redone? Your opinion counts to me. Even though, I am small time it's nice to see if there are people out there who agree with me. With that said and done. Still working on the list for the, Top 5 Worst Horror Movies of all Time. I got some, but never knew this one would be such a pain in my ass.

Bloody Blogs to all,

Alex
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PSYCHO VS. PSYCHO

May 10th 2008 19:37

In an old blog, I chewed out Gus Van Sant for that remake he did of the classic in which we all love. To my self, I noticed it's been awhile that I even seen the film. Now, before I get chewed up for being a jurk. I must say I was at the age of Freshman year in high school when this remake came out. Like everyone else, I was dissppionted in this film. Honest though, my opinion has changed. So I have made this blog, in hope to justifed myself and maybe both movies. Your opinion is valued here.

With that said, I have to compare and contrast both the 1998 remake version, by Gus Van Sant which was a train wreck in the theaters. To the 1960 version by Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Supense. I didn't get it at the time,when I first saw it because I though it was a rip off from camera shot to camera shot. But how wrong I was. There was alot more I never noticed till now and I have to bite my own tounge for saying the things I have said. Remember this was a film which was very hard to LIVE UP TOO !

What were some of the things that both films had in common. Well, the novel was still made by Robert Bloch. Universal still owned the rights to it. Screenplay was by Joseph Stefano. Even to the mirrors, and the soap wrapper goof sence. Those things have not changed. They were the same. take by take.

As for the contrast, I was shocked to see and say this. Maybe you guys who read this will be too. The difference, " There's a DIFFERENCE? " I could hear you guys asking yourselves, which I did the same. Besides COLOR vs BLACK AND WHITE. The house, as we all know is this dark and creepy. Something out of a Vince Price movie. While, the house in the remake. Was lit and look sort of Vacant, but still not as scary. More farm like.

Let's shoot for the cellar, working from the bottom up. In the version from Hitchcock, the discovery of Norman' s Mother took place in the fruit cellar. But in the reamke it was in the Taxidermy Room. What about the scream heard around the world. No contest there. Janet Leigh is the winner in this one. But why? I always wondered. Was it because of her beauty? Or the set of lungs.

No that was not my case. It was believeing Anne Hache. Not for the shower sence but the way she actted. Not like back in the 1960 version where times where different then. Slower and women were much more sweet and tender. That's when it dawned on me. The times. What an airhead I am. The time change, Van Sant took the prespective from the times of the 1990's.

There is the difference. BIG DIFFERENCE. Another thing, camera angles and steady shots. Van Sant, in the very beginning. Had a very steady glide which slowly zoomed to the motel room. While in the, Hitchcock version it it zoomed down and chopped right off. Zoomed down and chopped right off. Zoomed right in and chopped right off.

As for the actting, we know that no one can replaced Anthony Perkins. Or Janet Leigh. But what about the other actors? Back in the 1960's version, like I said before times were more tame. At least that's what they wanted the movies to show and protray. In the late 1998 version. Ha ha ha! Women have came a long way from that time. They are tougher, hard core exterior. To make sense, a certain complex to themselves.

Like the actor, Jullian Moore who played Lila Crane. Big difference then from Vera Miles. She was timmed and helpless but had to know the truth. Needed a strong man to save here if you remember her proformance as she scream finding Norman's mother. As for Juillian, the scream and then from the rage of anger. She let all go and kicked Norman Bates Right in the face. I even felt that one !

Or the chacter of Arbogast, played by William H. Macy. In my opinion, I liked him better. there was a sweetness to him. He did care and you can see that in the actting of the chacter. With the version of the 1960, Martin Balsam was more like a gangster from the 1930's. Or what about Mr. Cassidy, Chad Everett played perfectly. He was rude, very dirty and cheap. But somewhat believeable.

Let's try Marion Crane, just for grins. Janet Leigh, played such a great role. Something that many women would have loved to play. The sweet and inncocent, and protrayed such with a confindant manner, but having grace. With Anne Hache, she was sarcastic, complexed,looked like the women that would take 40,000.00 dollars. I saw nothing that I loved about her, with that said when the shower sence came I felt like Krama came back to her.

Another part in the beginning would be in the Hitchcocks version, you could tell that Marion Crane is in love with her suitor. Hard core love, a barsneed. As for the Van sant version, nothing but SEX. Isn't that the way times are now? Always about sex, no time for love. Makes you wonder about these time we live in today. Is there ever such a thing called LOVE?

Anyway, the one thing that makes me laugh all the time is Norman Bates in DRAG !!! LOL !!! Oh crap, either Anothny Perkins. ( Who was most likely Used to it ! ) Or Vince Vaughn. Both make me laugh hysterically. I can't stop laughing. No matter what or how many times I do see it. Someone please call Carson Kressley ! Norman Bates needs a makeover.

Either which version I see, My heart still stays with the classic. I think it's the magic of the times. Maybe I'm a true Romantic, maybe it's because times are more sinster. Maybe reality just hit to close to home with the Van Sant version. I can't say what. But I do know one thing. I'm not going to be so hard on Gus Van Sant anymore.

I am so sorry for ripping on your film which was very hard to live up to. Also I do see something that you did do. You kept up with the times, and you made the women more empowering. Something that most women would love to see in many films. Also I have to say this, To Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh, Always in Memory. Rest In Peace.

Would love to hear your opinions and comments.....

Bloody Blogs,

Alex
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" THE SLAUGHTER "

May 10th 2008 16:23
QUICK ! SOMEONE CALL HUGH HEFNER ! IT'S THE HORROR COMEDY TITY FILM OF THE YEAR !
Now, I am not going to rag on this film to much because this film most likely had one to many rags on set. If you catch my drift. Someone please pass the tampons! " The Slaughter" At first made me want to pass it on and pass out . Knowing by looks at the cheap artwork cover. That this film had to stayed buried. As they say though, nothing stays dead and buried for long.

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THE NUN

May 10th 2008 15:14
Hello fellow horror fans. Another review has come into my playing field and to what I have to say is oddly funny. What I have found is something that you would only find in your straight to video section. You know those movies. The ones that you laugh at with the disappointing titles. To my dismay, I picked one up and I have to say, at least it was a shot in the dark. As for most remakes and movies that never make it in theathers this one does raise an eyebrow or two.

Now, at the Edge of Seventeen. We all know as people were wild and crazy, but when you are in a Catholic boarding school in Barcelona. It's not, " Girl's Gone Wild ". Anyone who is a surivor of Catholic school nuns know how twisted they can be and this film faintly suggests how wickly those horrible penguins can be. Most of all when they come out of Ice cold water


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