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All I Want for Xmas is Your Two Front Teeth

December 16th 2008 00:57
Admittedly, it's a bit late to be completing holiday shopping. But I am fairly certain that I'm not the only person who hasn't quite gotten it all together yet. If you've tired of cruising stores with their endless displays of alarmingly neutral ties and hypoallergenic slipper socks, then grab a chair and dig into some more worthwhile gift ideas. I humbly suggest the following fine gift ideas for the discerning, well perhaps even the not-so-discerning, horror fan on your list.:

1) A Victorian Human Tooth Pendant. Now, stop making that face. Because honestly, although it is every bit as horrific as it sounds, there is also something oddly and uniquely beautiful about these one of a kind jewelry pieces. Etsy purveyors, Loved To Death, make these and other necklaces, earrings and more, from real human teeth and taxidermied bits 'n pieces culled from small creatures. You won’t find anything like it anywhere else. I promise.
Memento Mori Gothic Necklace



2) Anything from Horrormerch.com. They have it all for the die-hard horror film fan- t-shirts, posters, action figures, pins and more. I love that you can search their site by movie, because honestly I don’t believe that it’s possible to own too many Texas Chainsaw Massacre t-shirts.
texas chainsaw massacre, leatherface, horror
This is one instance in which a gift card really is the perfect solution- please feel free to send one my way.


3) A Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit because you care! We all know it’s coming- it’s just a matter of when. That’s why a Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit is the perfect gift to show you really care. It has everything you need- stickers, safety poster, toe tags, zombie disposal instructions, bit kit and much more- in a water-resistant, pouch. Isn't the safety of your loved ones worth the $15?
zombie, dead, romero, undead, living dead, dawn of the dead


4) Book of the Dead. This is the most exhaustive resource ever written about zombie cinema. Jamie Russell examines the role of zombie movies and lore throughout the history of film.
zombies, dead, romero
The book manages to be both scholarly and entertaining and contains an extensive filmography of zombie movies from around the world, as well as lots of rare photos. Russell also examines how zombie stories truly reflect the fears and values of a given time and place in a society.

5) How about a JASON throw pillow? Come one, you know you want to cuddle up with the original terror of Crystal Lake! Your friends at Horror Decor not only came up with this gem, they also have Freddy, Ash and Shaun of the Dead throw pillows.
friday the 13th, jason, crystal lake, horror, slasher
Get the whole collection! At $12 it's a steal...
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December 17th 2008 00:59
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