Michelle-Gellar" HELLBENT "
April 27th 2008 06:16
Okay, this movie stands alone in it's own way. Directed and geared to only the gay and bisexual community, this film is more campy with the typical slasher stereo types. Now you know what I would do to a bad film like this one. But to be honest, I feel as a homosexual male I should stand up for this film. Of course, I am not. This film was just Bad BAD BAD! Thank god, it was released in 2004. Also though, never heard for again.
So let me tell you the plot. In a nut shell. A group of gay men, get ready for West Hollywood Halloween night and are stalked by a really beefy masked killer who has it in for cute looking men. Starring Dylan Fergus and Bryan Kirkwood, also for those who know him from his singing career and Great Gay Porn career, the only Colton Ford. Written and Directed by Paul Etheredge-Ouzts.
As you can see I have really nothing great to say about the plot or the actors unless you want me to start talking about Colton Ford, and it wouldn't be about his actting or his singing. So let's skip that and cut to the chase. The only thing cuter than the guys in this film is the tag line for the movie, " When The Night Belongs To The Devil, The Party Goes To Hell. "
Now with all the good points of the slasher flick out of the way, now comes with the bad comments. Do not expect great stellar profromances from the cast, your not going to find any here. Next bad jokes and nothing but hungery men looking for a cheap thrill which, sorry guy it does not deliver. Might as well order a pizza, At least it will be warm, and it's worth the money.
Hellbent is such to say a steping stone for the community, giving the gay allience memebers something to chat about over there fab dinner parties. A lot of lighting and speical effects and some gore to throw in here and there, which we all know as horror fans is somewhat needed in films today. So I bet those who are somewhat interrested are asking, " Why rent this film or watch it on Logo? "
Two words, Colton Ford. Not that he makes the film since he is only in very few seldom shots. But with all said and done we all know why most men would rent this film. I can not really say much. Because really I could find better ways to spend my time but as you can see here, I trying very hard not to bad mouth it to the max. Very conflicted here, oh well.
Now, I asked many before if they knew of Bad movies of the horror field. Please comment on one or two that you really disliked. Anyone. New or old. Would like to know more what people think. Remember your opinion counts for something. I have a couple, but would like to know more before I start out on this soon to be Post. Well moving on from that, hope to hear from someone soon.
Bloody Blogs,
Alex
So let me tell you the plot. In a nut shell. A group of gay men, get ready for West Hollywood Halloween night and are stalked by a really beefy masked killer who has it in for cute looking men. Starring Dylan Fergus and Bryan Kirkwood, also for those who know him from his singing career and Great Gay Porn career, the only Colton Ford. Written and Directed by Paul Etheredge-Ouzts.
As you can see I have really nothing great to say about the plot or the actors unless you want me to start talking about Colton Ford, and it wouldn't be about his actting or his singing. So let's skip that and cut to the chase. The only thing cuter than the guys in this film is the tag line for the movie, " When The Night Belongs To The Devil, The Party Goes To Hell. "
Now with all the good points of the slasher flick out of the way, now comes with the bad comments. Do not expect great stellar profromances from the cast, your not going to find any here. Next bad jokes and nothing but hungery men looking for a cheap thrill which, sorry guy it does not deliver. Might as well order a pizza, At least it will be warm, and it's worth the money.
Hellbent is such to say a steping stone for the community, giving the gay allience memebers something to chat about over there fab dinner parties. A lot of lighting and speical effects and some gore to throw in here and there, which we all know as horror fans is somewhat needed in films today. So I bet those who are somewhat interrested are asking, " Why rent this film or watch it on Logo? "
Two words, Colton Ford. Not that he makes the film since he is only in very few seldom shots. But with all said and done we all know why most men would rent this film. I can not really say much. Because really I could find better ways to spend my time but as you can see here, I trying very hard not to bad mouth it to the max. Very conflicted here, oh well.
Now, I asked many before if they knew of Bad movies of the horror field. Please comment on one or two that you really disliked. Anyone. New or old. Would like to know more what people think. Remember your opinion counts for something. I have a couple, but would like to know more before I start out on this soon to be Post. Well moving on from that, hope to hear from someone soon.
Bloody Blogs,
Alex
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Comment by Anonymous
your "writing" leaves a lot to be desired. I spotted more typos and grammatical errors than you can shake a stick at! Who cares whether you wrote it at 3am drunk as a skunk, it reads like it was written by a ten year old!
And your reviewing style lacks any kind of finesse. Have you thought about Blog School?
I might sound harsh, but I've read several of your posts and if you want to generate any kind of real traffic and respect you're going to have to raise your game considerably!
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